FIGURE 1: AWESOME WOMAN SMILING BY THE GREAT KNOX MARTIN
Academic: thy name is Impostor!
SOME YEARS AGO THE ALPHASEER WAS NAIVE ENOUGH TO THINK THAT IF HE’S GOT HISÂ MFA DEGREE (THE SO-CALLED MASTER OF FINE ART DEGREE,) HE MIGHT EVEN HAVE A SHOT AT “COLLEGE ART.” THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, HE HAD BORROWED THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS AND DUMPED IT ON A COMPLETELYÂ GARBAGE PROGRAM OFFERED BY MXXD, OR MINNEAPOLIS COLLEGE OF XXXX.
HERE ARE SOME MAJOR ABSURDITIES BEN HAD FOUND IN HIS “WONDERFUL” 2 YEAR MFA PROGRAM AT MXXD:
The MXXD “mentor”, a full- fledged old fart by profession, told my wife, Kate, who had often wondered why, on the topic of Art, Ben Lau (the MFA candidate) seemed to be the only one who had contributed to the dialog, this:
“At present I’d just listen to what Ben has to say about art, next year I shall start teaching!”
Kate simply was not convinced, as she knew that Professor Aribert M had next to nothing to offer on the topic of art after visiting the latter’s website,– seeing what kind of “paintings” he did.
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Referring to a Rothko painting projected on the wall, one Patricia B, Ph.D told her class admiringly : Â “Oh, Mark Rothko is my god!”
The Alpha Seer could not help it, so he asked Patricia what was so “godly” about Rothko, who is no more than a conman and impostor, in his opinion.
The Alpha Seer’s question had instantly aroused the herd instinct of the rest of the class, who believed that the Alpha Seer had gone overboard by “ridiculing” their “beloved professor”, Patricia B, Ph.D, in front of everyone. They had not believed that the question was a very legitimate one!
And there is another thing about Patricia B, Ph.D that I must add here. Professor Patricia B. had the misfortune of writing her “doctorate dissertation” on Matisse.
What an irony! Matisse would turn in his grave!
And I am pretty sure Henri Matisse would speak thus,
” What the fock are you talking about?!
– come, come kiss my arse, Patricia B: you dirty little academic bitch!”
Patricia B., Ph.D often bragged to the class about how super long her “Matisse” dissertation was,– a full 300 page,– and so on, …..! Perhaps that’s precisely why she had earned the status of the “beloved professor?”
The beloved Leader Kim jong il, the great Helmsman Chairman Mao, mein Fuhrer, Adolf Hitler, the great Leader, Joseph Stalin, Â The great Ayatollah Ko-mean-nee…..
Ring a bell ?
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Then it turned out that once the Alpha Seer had offended someone in a close-knit circle of academic associates, he was required to pay heavily for it. It does not make sense to the rest of the world, but in academia, territorial attempts were being made by the academics in order to maintain a cartel of authority within their spheres of influence.
It sounds incredulous but that unfortunately was what the Alpha Seer had gone through! Later on that same year, the Alpha Seer had to attend the U of X for a required “art history” course, and had he the good fortune to come across another like-minded academic by the name of Jane B., Ph.D! She turned out to be an associate of Patricia’s, as well as Diane M’s, another reigning Ph.D at MXXD. Let me make an aside here: no one should take Professor Diane M. Ph.D. for granted,– that’s the advice, pal! One should keep his head low by all means whenever you walk past the professor or her kinds! If I were given only one choice, between a mad dog and Professor Diane M. Ph.D, –i.e., I must pick either one to take on before I could safely exit a disaster, I would rather have the mad dog any minute! Picking on Diane M. Ph.D is going to turn a bad situation worse, –much worse! “Feminazis” is the catchwords that came to mind in naming such academic bands. A cartel of powerful academic females banded together for the ultimate destruction of the patriarchal order in society. Given such ideological orientation, there is very little chance for academic objectivity or neutrality in the colleges at any given time and space.
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And was it ” Truth and Freedom” you had told me earlier that you intended to seek there, — such admirable institutions of Learning ?
Ha, ha, ha, use your head, my brilliant young man!
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Anyway, because of their common enmity against true art, harsh treatment for the Alpha Seer had naturally become the order of the day. Since the Alpha Seer can never pretend to put his interest elsewhere, other than in the works of the true masters such as Van Eyck, Titians, Velazquez, Zurbaran, Claude Lorraine, Rubens, Frans Hals, Rembrandt, Knox Martin, Ingres, Cezanne, Degas, Matisse, Â Picasso, or Van Gogh, etc., he found himself very much at odd with the theories and philosophies of those intellectual eunuchs.
Look, here was a bunch of feminazis, whom I at first naively had assigned as of neutral, or even harmless, poison-less monstrosity, given the situation that we were all existing within some institutes of learning, thinking that perhaps we could all exist in peace with each other under the roofs of MXXD and U of X. But was I so very much mistaken in that assessments! Those were in fact hardcore academics, who had zero tolerance for opposite views, and absolutely no understanding in true art,–about which the twisted, mistaken notion was that art in a male- oriented society have been produced, since time immemorial, for the gratifications, pleasure, or delight of the patriarchal males, thereby enhancing and entrenching its structural significance in society, particularly in regard to the subject matter of female nudes, a time-honored genres often associated with the works of the old masters,–but taken by them, instead, as glaring examples of sex exploitation,–that in their mental frameworks such art must be condemned, exiled, and annihilated at all cost!
Anyone who had the unfortunate experience of battling the feminazis learn that you cannot reason with them,– intellectual eunuchs and zombies are they!– the same can be said about their mentors, the so-called “art historians” such as Clement Greenberg, Michael Foucault, Marcel Duchamp, or Arthur Danto!
So you see, the Alpha Seer had found himself doomed right from the start! But huge amount of my money and resources had been expended on the MXXD “education”,– by Mid-program, exit was not easy!
To make a long story short, here’s what I had to pay for, for “insulting” the academia at the grad. school. Despite the fact that the Alpha Seer had been exceptionally active in Jane B. Ph.D’s class, participating enthusiastically in every discussion and completing every project in a timely manner, and with flying colors, he was to receive a “B” for his Final Paper on a technicality,– which had great weight on his overall performance in a so-called art history class. (No art, pay attention to this: was ever discussed in that class,–instead, Professor Jane B, Ph.D believed that the human genome can one day become a substitute for the masterpieces of the old masters.) Lo, what kind of fraud is being committed in the name of art history today!!!!!)
Then finally MXXD informed me that they were unable to transfer my credits from an outside university unless my paper’s got an A.
See how that game was being played in the academia, guys?
But that was not all. With my hard-earned MFA, I was simply unable to get so much as an interview in my subsequent applications for teaching jobs. The fraudulent academics, being deeply territorial at heart, simply would not hear from an outsider championing true art!
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The above stories, true to every painful detail, are intended as footnotes for the following paragraph found in http://thealphaseer.com.
BAD NEWS FOR THE ACADEMICS,–(WHO CHAMPION ACADEMIC ART AND MEDIOCRITY BECAUSE OF ARTISTIC IMPOTENCE) :
For those who think one can determine the quality of a painting in a matter of 3 minutes, please take note now,– and there are millions of you guys out there in the world: WOW,– in 3 minutes?– like Professor Kinji A, or Aribert M,  Patricia B, Ph.D, from a  prominent art school; or Jane B, PH.D, from the Art History Department of a local university,….WHY?  Do you really think you are smarter than the Alphaseer?  What is your reason? Because of the academic degrees you have stolen from a blind world? WOW–you must be so much smarter than Cezanne, Matisse, Picasso combined then! WOW, You must be so exceptionally smarter than that one man army, the great master Knox Martin then !
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THE ALPHA SEER
THE GREAT MASTER KNOX MARTIN RESPONDS: ( HTTP://KNOXMARTIN.COM)
Knox
à  moi
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EDICT OF THE POLITBURO, U.S.S.R.,
(LOWER THE STANDARDS OF THE ARTISTS,BRING UP THE STANDARDS OF THE MASSES!)    FORMULAE, MEDIOCRITY !!!  AS IS FORMULA !!!                 KNOX
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